Boys Boys Boys

Is it only me or are there no good boys about lately?

I broke up with the ex in January and some how am over half a year on without a serious flirtation in sight. Worse still I don't think I've even met someone I fancied.

Wanted: Tall, dark, intelligent, funny (really funny-witty) chap. Must like curvy girls with 'padding' (bit of extra chub to you and me!), sunday lunches, G&Ts, bottles of wine, random wandering, high heels (on me not him but not for wandering in), reading in bed, afternoon naps, chats and be possessed of an ability not to look oddly at the more eclectic members of my extended family. Catholic would nice purely to avoid rows about children and make visiting granny easier. Cheeky and the ability to convey "god I want you" with the eyes is valuable.

Any takers?

:)